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“Moving on” (one-sided fan fiction conversation)
Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
What’s that Michael? Yeah. No. It has nothing to do with the bong. No, seriously, I have no problem with that. It’s not you, it’s me. Is he younger? Well, yeah. He’s 18.
Yes that’s legal. I know. He does look a little like you. But he’s got a better tan. And he doesn’t mouthbreathe as much. Yes. Yes I like his personality better. He actually has one.
And he can act. I know this is hard. Please stop crying. It’s awkward.
Look, we can be friends. I still have that Nickelback ticket you gave me. I do still hate them, yes. But I told you I’d go when Lochte backed out and a promise is a promise.
No, Dev’s cool with it. We’re not exclusive. If you’re, like, in town, call me. Just understand if I don’t answer.
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